Jonathan Stuckey

Dramatic Bass

The Eye Exam

I had an eye exam today. I haven’t had one in at least 5 years. My glasses are more scratched up than a mediocre DJ’s LP collection.

I went in wanting horn-rimmed glasses. I didn’t find any that fell within my budgetary constraints and looked good on my face. I guess I just have one of those faces. I only look right in certain frame shapes.

Perhaps I’ll be brave enough to post pictures when I get the new ones, in 7–10 days.